Why are tomatoes red?

otherwise they wouldn't be called tomatoes if they weren't red

What makes glue sticky?

uummmmm .. Goo! :)

It's because they shout loud. :)

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

It doesn't make a sound at all! You're just clapping air!

Where does the Sun go at night?

The other side of the world.

How many roads must a man walk down?

*thinks* Seventy-Five.

How do birds fly?

It flaps it's wings! Why are they giving me eeeeeaaasy questions mum?

it's because they found some cotton and put them on themselves and said it was whiskers :)

1) Why does e=mc2?

*puzzled look* I don't know what it means.

2) Name a word that rhymes with orange.

Porringe!

3) Who is my favorite pokemon?

Pikachu! *mumbles* cos that's my favorite pokemon

:)