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came in at 7am ish this morning after spending the night with Master Paul, opened the front door only to be confronted with a houseful of unlit gas.
Two housemates asleep upstairs, a rat in the living room, central heating on timed, two fridges and a freezer, lights left on and various other electrical appliances waiting to go tick at any momment.
Oh. and two cellphones charging and on in the kitchen.
The rat was fine, a bit dopey, but perked up when I opened the doors and windows.
The house didn't go Tick, Tick Boom as i was terrified it was going to as i wandered round opening doors and stuff.

at 9am one of the aforementioned cellphones rang. so if i'd have stayed at Master Paul's during the day today there wouldn't have been a house left for me to go back to.

They are very lucky i have a sense of smell
They are also very lucky I'm not the sort to panic.

I've left a big note by the cooker saying to make sure the gas is switched off.
and made a poiunt of waking them up and telling them that if I hadn't come back today they would very likely be dead by now.

Fucking morons.


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Sep. 4th, 2003 02:56 am (UTC)
Fucking hell ...
That sounds like too close a call for comfort :S

Glad to hear that it all turned out ok ... I don't mean to sound callous but I'm particularly glad that the rat was allright!

I LOVE RATS!!! What's it's name?
Sep. 4th, 2003 02:58 am (UTC)
Re: Fucking hell ...
I don't love rats, esp. this one, it's the dumb bitch's rat after all

she called it feng (as in the art of moving things to allow energy flow)
Sep. 4th, 2003 03:00 am (UTC)
Re: Fucking hell ...
I see ... please don't take the ownership out on the rat, it's not feng's fault that she nearly exploded your house :(

Glad to hear you prevented what could have been a disasterous situation :S
Sep. 11th, 2003 08:05 am (UTC)
Re: Fucking hell ...
well, actually, the rat did deserve to be stamped on, well, the owner did anyhow, she used to let the rat run free downstairs and one day I found it had chewed the mains cord on my lil dirt devil handheld vacume cleaner so that there was about an inch of bare wire showing - AFTER i had just vacumed something up with it.
she promptly tried to deny it was her rat that did it - must have been another one......stupid fucking moronic bitch.

I am REALLY surprised she's managed to live this long, i really am.
Sep. 4th, 2003 02:58 am (UTC)
Re: Fucking hell ...
oh yeah, i'm living round the corner from you now by the way....

watch this space.. (or rather, watch your friends page :) )
Sep. 4th, 2003 03:18 am (UTC)
;) Great entry hun, amusing if not potentially disasterous consquences! Made me giggle anyway ;) But good thinking.
Sep. 4th, 2003 04:21 am (UTC)
Whoops. Gas is great for cooking, but not houses/people. :S
Sep. 4th, 2003 06:39 am (UTC)
I disagree...
It's great for cooking houses AND people. :p
Sep. 4th, 2003 06:44 am (UTC)
Re: I disagree...
Well, yes. It's just that it's a bad idea altogether, really.
Sep. 4th, 2003 09:19 am (UTC)
I'm glad that you're ok but those don't sound like the housemates you should be with for a long time. :-S
Sep. 5th, 2003 06:37 am (UTC)
well at this rate, one way or the other I doubt if i WILL be with these housemates for very much longer.......
Sep. 6th, 2003 08:32 am (UTC)
Is there something that you want to admit doing to them? *evil grin*

Or is it just wishful thinking?

>: -)
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